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Dear All

Roger Kuhn is leaving us this week.

As you probably know, Roger is our survey guru, and has been responsible for creating and managing our customer satisfaction surveys. For this reason, we thought it only right that we should run a light-hearted Roger Kuhn Satisfaction Survey which we will present to him as a lasting memento of his time with us.

* Do you know Roger Kuhn in the Global Marketing department?

No

Is that the the tall thin guy? Or the old fat one?

Undecided / Prefer not to say

Can one ever really 'know' a man like Roger Kuhn...?

Eh? We have a Global Marketing department?

* Did you know he is leaving KN on Friday April 12?

Yes. Hurrah!

No. Hurrah!

* By how much will the KN share price rise within a week of Roger's departure?

5-10%

10-20%

More than 20%

* How much money do you estimate we will manage to collect for a farewell gift for Roger?

Less than 10 CHF

Between 10 and 15 CHF

16 to 20 CHF

* Roger keeps a drawer full of chocolate biscuits and other delicious treats which he feasts on through the day. Over the past 4 years, how many times has he offered you an item from his store ?

0

None

Zero

* Roger is going off to work for a chocolate company in a desperate attempt to put some weight on.

If he offers to visit us with some supplies what should our response be?

Hurry up

No need to inconvenience yourself. But we will send a truck to collect the chocolate

* OK, let's be nicer.

How much will you miss Roger?

A lot

A great deal

* What are Roger's finest qualities?

Select all that apply

Helpfulness

Efficiency

Good team player

Generosity (apart from chocolate distribution)

Great sense of humour (we hope)

Other

* And finally. Please offer Roger a message of farewell.