Morale Survey

Survey Says…… (I am as happy as a monkey on banana split Fridays)

Please read and choose the best answers that applies to you. This is an anonymous survey, so answer each question honestly and to the best of your abilities. There was no harming of monkeys or any other animal in the making of this survey.

I look forward to coming to work each morning.

I can’t wait to jump into my car and go to work today! (Strongly Agree)

I feel good about going to work today. (Agree)

It is cool, I have to go to work today. (Neutral)

Really! I have to go to work today? (Disagree)

I had to force myself out of bed and drink 11 cups of coffee before even considering going to work today (Strongly Disagree)

Please provide any feedback that you think would make your job more enjoyable to come to. Or you can walk around in a circle five times.

I feel utilized in my job.

My Kung Fu capabilities are directed like a John Woo movie! (Strongly Agree)

The grasshopper has become the master. (Agree)

I throw some front kicks (Neutral)

Making Copies!! (Disagree)

I am a robot, my job is to press the any key (Strongly Disagree)

Please provide any feedback about how we could utilize you better in your job duties. Or if you would just like to ramble on about anything this is the place to do it.

I feel our directors/seniors are leading this organization in the right direction.

I can see the shining city on the hill (Strongly Agree)

I can see the light at the end of the tunnel (Agree)

Not sure where we are going, but I know we will get there. (Neutral)

Someone get this guy a compass? (Disagree)

Do these guys even have eyes??? (Strongly Disagree)

Please provide any feedback on how you think our leadership can improve or lead better. Or you can just complain relentlessly.

I feel recognized for the contribution I make to this organization

My praises are shouted so high the birds are humming them! (Strongly Agree)

I feel so appreciated, I am going to break out into my happy dance! (Agree)

Meh. (Neutral)

Can, I please get a witness?? (Disagree)

It's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire..!!! (Strongly Disagree)

Please provide any feedback on how we can value you more. Or type in little cute hearts (we secretly like that).

My job duties are continually challenging and enable me to acquire new and valuable skills

I should have that new transporter technology done by next week! (Strongly Agree)

WPF, HTML5, SQL, ASP, SDLC, TFS, I love alphabet soup. (Agree)

I like .NET. (Neutral)

What!! Are we still running on Windows XP? (Disagree)

Really? You want me to work on an abacus? (Strongly Disagree)