How in love with Doug are you

Hello:
You have been chosen specifically to answer deep and dark private thoughts about the man known as Douglas S. Williams, aka: Big Poppa or more commonly his street cred D-swill.
All your answers are of course confidential and will only be shared if a firearm to the temple is involved or if we feel like it on that day. Most likely they will never be shared, or most won't.. ok... some won't... ok, honestly, do you care if they are shared? We thought not.
have fun!

I Agree

Do you find Doug to be attractive?

Yes

No

On Saturdays

Who's Doug?

Do you find Doug to be scrumptious, hunky or fluffylicious? Answer yes if any apply.

If Doug were to wrap you in his arms and whisper sweet nothings on Valentines day, what would be your reaction?

I would swoon uncontrollably.

I would smile and know he loves me.

I would gently remind him that I am not fully affectionate.

After kicking him, it would take a dentist to locate his testicles.

What is Doug's favorite color?

This is now the important part of the survey. Every question answered will be elaborately researched, documented and utilized for the betterment of all. It is imperative you help on this as your opinion matters to us all!
Do you understand and accept these implications?

Yes

No

Ahhh.. the voices are still there

Thank you for answering! You have completed that section and we will compile your answers and humanity will change for the better!

OK, now back to the meat of this survey. Do you consider yourself a Female or Male?

Female

Male

Apple

Tell the voices to Stooooppppppppp!!!!!!!

Is Doug a strong man?

Yes

No

Psssttt... did you hear that creak? That is Doug sneaking up on you!

If Doug were to walk a mile in snow, uphill during the Christmas Break lugging 12 pds. of oranges, would he fall and break his posterior region?

On a scale of 1 to 5, how much do you love Doug?