Customer Satisfaction

Hello Customer,

We would like to ask you a few questions about your experience with the EHD. Please take a moment of your time to answer the questions in our survey.

It will not be a waste of your ultimate time.

I Agree

How many times did you imagine killing yourself during your contact with our agent?

the whole time

half the time

after the agent said "yeah I don't think we support this software."

never

Other

If you were thinking about killing yourself, in what manner did you think of doing it?

I did not think about killing myself

Swallow a knife

Consume Big Mac cheeseburgers from McDonald's until cardiac arrest

Laying in the sun until skin cancer develops and then slowly kills you

Other

Since you did not kill yourself do you consider yourself a coward?

If you answered Fuck you to the last question then fuck you as well, anyways what could we do to improve your experience with our agent?

Fire them

Kill them

Actually train them

Sit them with Thomas Dodson for a good example of customer service

Other

Why did you contact our agent for assistance?

Bored

The website was down

You already considered killing yourself but wanted to get confirmation

You wanted to talk to someone that would make you feel good about yourself

Other

Did our agent use any of the following terms? (select any that apply)

What kind of animal makes a good pet? (random but we like to know our customers)