|
| |
"Hmmm, well, it certainly is the season, isn't it..."
|
|
"Next on the list: Santa number seven!"
|
"Oh no, not again! I thought I'd given you all something against sled-sickness last year!"
|
"Did all you Santa's eat in the cafeteria?"
|
"How often do I need to tell you? You really shouldn't consume all the milk and cookies..."
|
"No, you all took the wrong turn. This is Westbury, not the North Pole."
|
"On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me, seven sick Santas...."
|
"If you feel that bad now...just wait until you see your bill!"
|
"Guys - next time you decide to rock around the Christmas tree - please be more careful!"
|
"Ok - who here ate seafood out of a gas station vending machine?"
|
"I hope we don't have any little kids show up here - they'll be traumatized!"
|
"Let me guess - you all want doctor's excuses to get out of work?"
|
"All these Santas and no gifts?!?!? What a gyp!"
|
"Red light! Santa number 3, I saw you move!"
|
"That game of live checkers not working out very well, huh."
|
"First one to reach me is up next."
|
"All those in favour, please rise."
|
"Oh no! Another fruitcake fiasco!"
|
"Let me guess - some kid saw their mommy kissing Santa Claus and decided to take it out on every Santa they saw?!?!"
|
|
|
|
|
| |
WARNING: Wrapping Christmas presents can get dangerous!
|
"I dub thee 'King of Christmas Wrapping'"
|
Clint: "Hey look, Santa!" Nate: "Oh no, I'm not falling for that trick. This present is for Bev!"
|
|
Nate: "What do you mean, you don't like red wrapping paper?" Clint: "I just prefer green. Here, use this."
|
"Don't move, there's a fly on your head!"
|
"If you hit me with that again, just wait and see what happens!"
|
"That's it, I'm going to go back to the store and get you some coal!"
|
"Don't make me come over there, Country!"
|
"Don't make me use my gun, Country!"
|
Clint: "Tag, you're it!" Nate: "I told you I don't want to play tag!"
|
"May the force be with you..."
|
Clint (in Darth Vader voice): "Luke, I am your father..."
|
Clint: "What do you mean you ate the last doughnut?!?!"
|
"You took out the gift? You mean, I wrapped up an empty box???"
|
Nate - "Hold on, if you didn't give me this, who did?" Clint - "You're the police officer, you figure it out."
|
"When I asked if you wanted to wrap with me that is not what I meant!"
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| |
|
"Now don't tell anyone, but... I think I'm in love..."
|
"A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar..."
|
"Santa, your hat is tickling my nose!"
|
Nancy: "All I want for Christmas is..." Derek/Santa:"But Nancy, I already got him to stay! What else can I do??"
|
Nancy: "You'll never guess what I just did..." Derek/Santa: "Hold on, is that Oliver with a clown's nose??"
|
"Ok, so I baked a batch of brownies for Dr. Crane and instead of sugar I used salt!"
|
"So, I found Dr. Crane asleep at his desk and I decorated him with Christmas lights, ornaments, and tinsel!"
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| |
"I'm telling you I know best!"
|
"Concussion check: how many fingers am I holding up?"
|
"I'm telling you again, I will not have my agents fighting over the last donut!"
|
"Randy said, only one sticky pad per day!"
|
"Randy said, if we are good little boys and girls we can use more sticky's!"
|
"Ok, here's the plan...."
|
"Jack, Sue - do not argue with me - you're going to start dating and that's an order!"
|
"Hand over the chocolate and no one gets hurt!"
|
"Don't make me put you in time out, Myles Leland the Third!"
|
"I'm telling you, there's one place we haven't looked yet, and that's where the doughnut will be... in Randy's office..."
|
"Levi, I said, be quiet."
|
|
|
"Ok people, don't look now, but there's a really large spider on the ceiling... right there!"
|
"Now, Levi, you should not have relieved yourself on Myles but it was so funny! Next time you get the urge to do it maybe you could do it to Randy!?"
|
"On the first day of Christmas..."
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| |
"Oh you caught me, I want this wrap for myself!"
|
"I promise I found it like this!"
|
"Ehm, I was just wrapping this up..."
|
"Really, this one has my name on it!"
|
"Who says Santa can be trusted? I am not taking any chances! No longer shall Myles Leland the Third be fooled by innocent-looking wrapping paper!"
|
"What do you mean I have to wait to unwrap my present? I want it now!"
|
"What do you mean, this is not my gift? It's the only one!"
|
"Ehm, well, ehm, Santa has a cold, so I'm substituting..."
|
"Hold on, did you just say this was breakable...?"
|
"Hold it right there, Mister! Or I'll... shoot you with this very light, bright coloured box!!"
|
"Ummm...I was not peeking! Seriously, I found it like this!"
|
|
|
|
|
|
|